Page 5 – HARDTIMES

March 10, 2023

I was standing in line at the home improvement store the other day, and I heard some narcissist going on…

February 22, 2023

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Residents of a SouthSide apartment complex were awe-struck when one of their neighbors used a single LED…

January 14, 2023

NEW YORK – The 46th precinct in the Bronx is celebrating a record-high quarterly murder quota by offering pizza, games,…

January 5, 2023

BALTIMORE – A pair of thigh-high Chuck Taylors owned by local woman Heidi Sanders were finally removed just moments before…

December 29, 2022

I’ve been hearing a lot of complaining about Ticketmaster and how they have a stronghold on the ticketing industry, but…

December 2, 2022

NEW YORK — Serial party animal Andrew W.K. shocked fans with his new acoustic album “Let’s Get This Get Together…

October 10, 2022

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Legendary post-hardcore band La Dispute confused fans with the band’s new lyrical direction by literally just…

September 23, 2022

PITTSBURGH — Local tenant Bob Kasah was shocked to find his child was painted over in his sleep by his…

September 19, 2022

I went to the event this weekend. There were street artists, rides, food that was out of this world, and…

September 2, 2022

BALTIMORE — Local man Clyde Harris showed great restraint when he gently and thoughtfully relocated the Line 6 Spider that…