Rob Steinberg, Author at HARDTIMES

June 19, 2018

I’ve been doomed upon this fate for many of years. Sure, I may look powerful with my crystal ball and…

June 19, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Joe and Anthony Russo revealed today that, not only is it canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe…

June 1, 2018

SEATTLE — Prospective model Magda “Mimi” Maiers had the Shutterstock watermark tattooed directly onto her forehead last week in the…

April 13, 2018

BERKELEY, Calif. — Middle-aged anime fan Nick Klempf has accepted that at this point in his life, he no longer…

April 1, 2018

ALBANY, N.Y. — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…

March 7, 2018

It was earlier this month when I decided we would spend the day tripping. Nothing special, just my friends and…

February 4, 2018

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. OK, so I threw down 25 Gs on the puppy bowl. I did that. And I…

February 2, 2018

CITY OF DIS, Hell — 78 percent of demons across the Netherworld experienced feelings of low self-esteem and body issues…

January 29, 2018

OI’ve had strong opinions about politics ever since I picked up a copy of the Dead Kennedys’ “Fresh Fruit and…

January 17, 2018

From 1991 to 1999, the show Doug graced on our television screens and informed our childhoods. His awkward antics, active…