August 1, 2018
The Simpsons have predicted everything.They predicted President Trump, Disney purchasing Fox, NSA spying, grease thieving, three eyed fish mutations, and…
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June 19, 2018
I’ve been doomed upon this fate for many of years. Sure, I may look powerful with my crystal ball and…
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June 19, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Joe and Anthony Russo revealed today that, not only is it canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe…
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June 1, 2018
SEATTLE — Prospective model Magda “Mimi” Maiers had the Shutterstock watermark tattooed directly onto her forehead last week in the…
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April 13, 2018
BERKELEY, Calif. — Middle-aged anime fan Nick Klempf has accepted that at this point in his life, he no longer…
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April 1, 2018
ALBANY, N.Y. — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…
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March 7, 2018
It was earlier this month when I decided we would spend the day tripping. Nothing special, just my friends and…
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February 4, 2018
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. OK, so I threw down 25 Gs on the puppy bowl. I did that. And I…
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February 2, 2018
CITY OF DIS, Hell — 78 percent of demons across the Netherworld experienced feelings of low self-esteem and body issues…
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January 29, 2018
OI’ve had strong opinions about politics ever since I picked up a copy of the Dead Kennedys’ “Fresh Fruit and…
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