Patrick Crooks, Author at HARDTIMES

November 23, 2019

DETROIT — Controversial singer/songwriter Morrissey is now selling signed copies of albums by the notorious white power band Skrewdiver for…

November 21, 2019

BURBANK, Calif. — Contrarian punk Greg Howard derailed his family’s appearance on “Family Feud” yesterday with esoteric answers and random…

November 21, 2019

LOS ANGELES — The wardrobe department for last night’s episode of long-running procedural “NCIS: Los Angeles” dressed a “punk” character…

November 9, 2019

NEW YORK — Local man Conor McLaughlin took to the internet yesterday to find a low-cost, DIY hack to help…

November 7, 2019

NEW YORK — Vice writer Evan Walsh spent countless hours last week trying to find something problematic about a recent…

November 3, 2019

SAN FRANCISCO — Formerly monogamous couple Corinne Pickett and Rob Laban have embraced a life of polyamory, opening up their…

October 24, 2019

I wish to bring a troubling issue to the attention of the management at Camp Crystal Lake. I have been…

October 22, 2019

Well, this is just a fucking mess. Last night I went on what my ex refers to as one of…

October 14, 2019

BOWIE, Md. — The back-breaking labor of Free State Digital staffer and lifelong punk Michael Fazekas to avoid doing his…

October 12, 2019

BAYONNE, N.J. — Rooney’s Tavern resident sad guy John Russo is reportedly nothing more than a lonely, pathetic alcoholic, despite…