Parker Newman, Author at HARDTIMES

June 9, 2021

The term “toxic masculinity” gets tossed around pretty casually these days but, for good reason. We are living in a…

March 14, 2021

We all remember house shows — the moshing on PBR-soaked hardwood floor, the carpeted basement that feels like a cancer-sauna,…

November 19, 2020

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local man Charlie Miller made the bold decision today to only listen to canceled bands on Spotify…

October 19, 2019

AUCKLAND, New Zealand — P.C. police officer Patrick Doyle was caught on body cam last night planting a “Coexist” sticker…

July 23, 2019

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Mayhem cover band Freezing Moon were found dead only a day before they were supposed to headline…

July 4, 2019

BANGOR, Maine — Mayor Chesty the French Bulldog enacted a city-wide ban today on fireworks ahead of Independence Day festivities,…

June 30, 2019

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — An episode of the mental health podcast Forgetting Sarah Tonin went unrecorded this week due to technical…

March 25, 2019

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Courts ruled today that 32-year-old Justin Evans will be tried as an adult on murder charges despite…

January 5, 2019

I have never been a religious man. That all changed the moment I came to the realization that, despite the…