Nathan Kamal, Author at HARDTIMES

May 28, 2021

Okay, this is important, everyone: I’m the girl from “Jessie’s Girl,” and I’m here to say that I don’t know…

May 28, 2021

CHICAGO — Cadets of the Chicago Police Academy were reminded of the exhausting six weeks of training they endured in…

May 27, 2021

Listen, everyone. We all know this last year of Covid-19 quarantine has been tough on everyone, and those extra hundos…

May 24, 2021

Hey, nice t-shirt. Nirvana. You think you’re a Nirvana fan? Sure, kid. Whatever you say. Okay big shot, how 'bout…

May 23, 2021

Yet again, my highly specific sexual fetish has somehow become part of the zeitgeist. This is exactly the opposite of…

May 21, 2021

I’ve never claimed to be a particularly smart man, but I do try to keep well-informed. The world is a…

May 20, 2021

Are you fucking kidding me?! Okay, okay. Gotta cool down for a moment. I can’t believe what I'm hearing. I…

May 17, 2021

CHICAGO — Friends of local man Jesse Miller were disconcerted by the ease with which he spelled the sexually transmitted…

May 16, 2021

SEATTLE — A coalition of ‘90s doctors announced this morning that fully vaccinated individuals are safe to peruse each other’s…

May 11, 2021

Ugh. Give us a second. Just a second. Our fucking head. This fucking sucks. Why did we think it would…