LOS ANGELES — Legendary rock musician Dave Grohl revealed that the surviving members of seminal grunge band Nirvana still sometimes…
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BERKELEY, Calif. — ‘90s alt-rock band Counting Crows finally announced the subject of their hit song “Mr. Jones” is none…
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ROCKFORD, Ill. — Retail clerk Emma Stephenson finally began to feel a sense of normalcy as an unreasonably irate customer…
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HOUSTON — Famed environmental superhero and holographic android Captain Planet announced he would be accepting a position as a paid…
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Studies show pets often take on the characteristics and habits of their owners. Okay, well if that’s true, then my…
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CHICAGO — A passenger on American Airlines Flight 3077 was reportedly concerned whether he was allowed to lower his mask…
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Okay, this is important, everyone: I’m the girl from “Jessie’s Girl,” and I’m here to say that I don’t know…
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CHICAGO — Cadets of the Chicago Police Academy were reminded of the exhausting six weeks of training they endured in…
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