Mike Civins, Author at HARDTIMES

August 17, 2018

NEW HOPE, Pa. — Die-hard fans of alt-rock band Ween can now purchase tickets directly through their court-ordered ankle bracelets,…

February 21, 2018

What’s up, party people in the house tonight/tomorrow! Prepare for a blown mind in 3…2…1! BOOM! Studies show that people…

February 13, 2018

If you're looking for new music from prolific indie singer-songwriter King Krule AND own property where a ghastly local murder…

February 6, 2018

Woah there, chief. Where you going so fast wearing that Misfits shirt like you ain’t got a care in the…

January 23, 2018

Attention longtime Slayer fans! If you’ve shown your dedication to thrash legends Slayer by carving the band’s name into your…

December 10, 2017

In an attempt to reverse waning interest and attract new viewers to The Walking Dead, the long-running series about walking…

May 31, 2017

GUILFORD, Conn. — Folk-punk legend Ol’ Tom Tassy, rumored to stand 180 feet tall and use a modified train car…

January 14, 2017

Edison, New Jersey resident and namby-pamby mama's boy Jason Saltzman narrowly avoided death Saturday afternoon thanks to the wussy-ass dork-dome…

November 8, 2016

NEW YORK - Pending the outcome of Tuesday’s election, Staten Island resident and local hothead Kevin Esposito vowed to move…

March 27, 2016

BOSTON - Attendees of a Sunday hardcore matinee were both stunned and blessed to witness the resurrection of revered holy…