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July 15, 2022

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local dog owner Zachary Townsend reportedly couldn't help but notice how well behaved the unleashed dog he…

July 14, 2022

Everyone has someone in their friend circle that they just can’t stand, and for me, that person is Rob, a…

July 8, 2022

WILLIMANTIC, Conn. — Local emo band Fastpitch Baseball has reportedly gotten lazy during the recording of their new album and…

July 5, 2022

MINNEAPOLIS — Film critic Dane Anderson, recently wrote a glowing review of the new A24 film for the pop culture…

June 29, 2022

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local parents Jean and Tom Decker finally decided it's acceptable to let their middle-aged son watch that…

June 27, 2022

Dear Esther, The last I wrote to you was from Gettysburg at our show at the Flying Bull. The road…

June 1, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Viewers of the popular Netflix show “Stranger Things” are reportedly complaining that the child stars are aging…

May 30, 2022

PHILADELPHIA — Local party host Alex Rivers made an executive decision to order an additional pizza with a bunch of…

May 26, 2022

Oh no, who told Matt? Someone obviously let it slip that his name means "Gift from God" because suddenly he…

May 7, 2022

LAS VEGAS — Local couple Riley Flores and Sarah Murkowski are under the false impression that their constant arguing is…