Deathcore Vocalist Has Brutal Mental Breakdown
ATLANTA, GA - Witnesses report local deathcore band We, The Bleeding Teeth could only watch in awe as their front…
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Ben Carson Needs More Vocals In The Monitor Stage Right
HOUSTON, TX - As Dr. Ben Carson’s presidential campaign continues to stall and sputter, many supporters hoped tonight’s Republican Presidential…
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Desperate Dave Grohl Interviews Himself
SEATTLE, Wash. - A leaked production sheet obtained by The Hard Times confirmed legendary Foo Fighters frontman and self-styled rock…
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Drunk Man Apologizes for Straight Edge Friend At Party
CHARLOTTE, N.C. - A local house party reportedly turned sour last night, as local man Seth Needham spent the entire…
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Aging Punk Loses Battle With Comfortable Clothes
TUCSON, Ariz. - Members of the Tucson punk scene were saddened earlier today, as local punk mainstay and style icon…
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At The Drive-In Shows To Be Attended Entirely By Ticket-Purchasing Robots
THE INTERNET - After teasing fans for a month with an online countdown, seminal post-punk band At The Drive-In revealed…
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Skinhead in Red Fred Perry Shirt Accidentally Works Shift At Target
PEORIA, Ill. — Local skinhead Melinda “Rude Girl” Rodriguez was unwittingly conscripted into service at a nearby Target when she…
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Shoegaze Band’s Pedalboard Becomes Self-Aware, Demands Creative Control
SEATTLE -- Local shoegaze rockers and engineering hobbyists, Whale Coma, accidentally created the world’s first artificially intelligent band member when their pedalboard…
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Man’s Tattoo A Constant Reminder of Time He Stabbed Panther In Face
WILKES-BARRE, Penn. — Local tattoo enthusiast Josh Stuart is covered in tattoos which act as constant reminders of his adventures, and…
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Punk Dad Prefers Son’s Earlier Stuff
EUGENE, Ore. - Raising a teenager can be trying for any parent, and no one knows that better than punk dad…
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