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September 18, 2019

LAWRENCE, Mass. — Local woman Sasha Carter discovered yesterday that she was the subject of a breakup song written by…

September 8, 2019

NEW YORK — Longtime fan favorite amateur boxer Glass Joe was tragically killed less than a minute into his mixed…

September 7, 2019

WASHINGTON — The Surgeon General issued a grave warning to America’s youth today that vape pens and e-cigarettes are sadly…

August 31, 2019

METRO CITY — A barber at Long Cuts barbershop has reportedly been left confused by legendary martial arts competitor Guile’s…

August 26, 2019

TUCSON, Ariz. — DIY venue The Kickplate came under scrutiny last week when a recent show advertised with a $5…

August 17, 2019

PITTSBURGH — A local film club consisting entirely of goths announced today that their next event will feature a screening…

August 16, 2019

KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to combat the upcoming environmental changes expected to take place in the Mushroom Kingdom,…

August 16, 2019

THE CITY — The media is abuzz over escalating rumors of a new software announcement coming from the world of…

August 15, 2019

NEW YORK — Larry Duckworth, fan of an undetermined hobby and/or franchise, reportedly informed Jacob Gallow that he was an…

August 15, 2019

Spider-Man:Far From Home is the 23rd film in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe. With all of those movies to think about, we…