Subject of Breakup Song Didn’t Realize She’d Been in Relationship
LAWRENCE, Mass. — Local woman Sasha Carter discovered yesterday that she was the subject of a breakup song written by…
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Glass Joe Decapitated in MMA Debut
NEW YORK — Longtime fan favorite amateur boxer Glass Joe was tragically killed less than a minute into his mixed…
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Surgeon General Warns Vaping Not as Cool as Smoking
WASHINGTON — The Surgeon General issued a grave warning to America’s youth today that vape pens and e-cigarettes are sadly…
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Barber Doesn’t Know What the Fuck Guile is Talking About
METRO CITY — A barber at Long Cuts barbershop has reportedly been left confused by legendary martial arts competitor Guile’s…
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$5 Basement Show Actually $8.30 After Fees
TUCSON, Ariz. — DIY venue The Kickplate came under scrutiny last week when a recent show advertised with a $5…
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Goth Movie Club Excited to Host 15th Consecutive Screening of “The Crow”
PITTSBURGH — A local film club consisting entirely of goths announced today that their next event will feature a screening…
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Nintendo Announces All Mario to be Paper by 2025
KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to combat the upcoming environmental changes expected to take place in the Mushroom Kingdom,…
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New Video Game Heavily Rumored
THE CITY — The media is abuzz over escalating rumors of a new software announcement coming from the world of…
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Fan of Thing Bad Fan of Thing, Says Fan of Thing
NEW YORK — Larry Duckworth, fan of an undetermined hobby and/or franchise, reportedly informed Jacob Gallow that he was an…
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RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember
Spider-Man:Far From Home is the 23rd film in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe. With all of those movies to think about, we…
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