Malcolm Whitfield, Author at HARDTIMES

July 30, 2019

DETROIT — Diehard Beto O’Rourke fan Graham Mykins caused a commotion at the second Democratic debate when he rushed the…

March 4, 2019

MARION, Iowa — Local woman Richelle Sumner has undertaken the responsibility of helping her friends learn more about themselves through…

January 17, 2019

I don’t know about you but I am NOT a morning person. From the second I get out of bed…

June 10, 2018

ATLANTA — Netflix subscriber Christina Hyeon’s Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt marathon was interrupted last night by a message announcing that the…

May 7, 2018

UNITED STATES — Local white guy Trent Langlois was ready to jump right into celebrating the music video for Childish…

February 22, 2018

BOSTON — Pop-punk singer Gavin Blue is preparing for an upcoming cold snap by wearing three tank tops at once…

January 22, 2018

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. — Vice-Principal of Eden Prairie High School Wayne McCarthy claimed this week that he can relate with…

January 3, 2018

There’s no doubt about it: Punk is dying. Whether it’s gentrification, mainstream exposure, or just a monumental shift in the…

January 1, 2018

SANTA ROSA, Calif. — Influential songwriter and musician Tom Waits is being sued by a dive bar bathroom stall, alleging…

December 23, 2017

CINCINNATI — Local father and metalhead Conrad Dungy has forbidden his children from opening up any mosh pits until Christmas…