July 14, 2017
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — GameStop sales representative Donald Simpson quietly walked to the employee breakroom and proceeded to whip himself after…
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July 7, 2017
WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…
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July 6, 2017
NEW YORK — After leaving to buy snacks midway through a screening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Liam Brewster was shocked to…
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June 22, 2017
As a high school senior during the Trump presidency, I have found that defending progressive values is more important now…
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June 17, 2017
It is very important that cisgender white males like myself take our privilege and use it in service to various…
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June 14, 2017
LOS ANGELES — Graduating high school senior Cheryl Dowd announced she has no plans to port what has so far…
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June 6, 2017
SEATTLE — A scheduled performance by Father John Misty was canceled last night after the singer began a long rant…
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June 4, 2017
L OS ANGELES — Following decades of suffering, Lara Croft reportedly underwent a successful surgery today to reduce her incredibly large and geometrically…
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June 4, 2017
WASHINGTON D.C. — After reportedly stating at a casual gathering of friends that her favorite series was Mass Effect and that…
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April 19, 2017
NEW YORK CITY -- Bill O’Reilly announced Wednesday he will leave Fox News in order to devote more time to his…
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