Krissy Howard, Author at HARDTIMES

September 10, 2019

MURRAY, Utah — Local punk and devoted scene supporter Dana Flynn shocked onlookers last night by going to a poorly-attended…

August 19, 2019

MISSOULA, Mont. — Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders gave several members of the Missoula DIY scene last night freehand tattoos…

July 31, 2019

NETTIE, W. Va. — Over 25 percent of a local grandma’s Facebook friends list is comprised of women her youngest…

July 23, 2019

DENVER — A song by local fantasy metal band Ölüm is reportedly not even close to being over, despite entering…

June 23, 2019

Hey you. It’s me. I need to ask you something and I hope you’ll be honest with me. I know…

June 16, 2019

BAR HARBOR, Maine — Local teenager Russ Mitchell, Jr. was uncomfortable and unsure where to direct his gaze yesterday after…

May 31, 2019

ENDICOTT, N.Y. — A small punk community in central New York officially ran out of new scene members to fuck…

May 31, 2019

MADRID — Valeria Lopez, the oldest millennial in the world, died late last night at the age of 39 following…

May 12, 2019

NORMAN, Okla. — A Facebook status update posted by Haute Sauce guitarist Julie Rice was hijacked today when her father…

April 29, 2019

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. — A bowl of overnight oats successfully converted last week into a barely recognizable “glob of…