Kevin Tit, Author at HARDTIMES

February 24, 2021

City punks are way too soft nowadays. I’m sick and tired of hearing all this crap about wage theft and…

January 31, 2021

BILOXI, Miss. — Local fast food chain CEO Shannon Smith reluctantly agreed to pay his employees $15 an hour last…

January 20, 2021

TEMPE, Ariz. — Local punk and notable party animal Hilary Jones celebrated her third consecutive day of sobriety yesterday with…

January 1, 2021

There’s a reason Machine Gun Kelly’s album "Tickets To My Downfall" debuted as number one on the Billboard charts. And,…

December 27, 2020

BALTIMORE — Local audio engineer Pat “Filth” Filtrenzo realized yesterday that his “pay by the hour” business model was deeply…

December 24, 2020

NEW YORK — Fans of indie rock legends The Strokes collectively agreed that the boring nature of the band’s newest…

December 21, 2020

LONDON — Elderly miser Ebenezer Scrooge is recovering in his palatial estate today after being exposed to COVID-19 following a…

December 12, 2020

WAILUKU, Hawaii — Popular Maui wedding band Holy Matrimony couldn’t believe how many people flew out to Patricia and Peter…

November 30, 2020

LOS ANGELES — MTV announced today a controversial new collaboration with the adult film production company Bangbus for a reboot…

November 12, 2020

BATON ROUGE, La. — Convicted murderer and death row inmate Tanner Greene’s biggest regret in life is not becoming a…