Snack Pack Announces Reissue of Hickey/Voodoo Glow Skulls Split 7”
SAN FRANCISCO — ConAgra Foods announced today a plan to reissue the legendary 1997 Hickey/Voodoo Glow Skulls split 7” as…
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Exhibitionist Punk Removes Tape from Webcam
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Disturbed federal agents confirmed today that local punk and well-known exhibitionist Angela Meyers has removed the little…
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Man Who Just Asked Question Can’t Wait to Talk Over Your Answer
ARLINGTON, Va. — Local man Angelo Metts, who just asked you for directions to the nearby Metro station, talked over…
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Band Covering “Holiday in Cambodia” Totally Forgot About That Hard “N-Bomb” in There
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Local punk band The Cancelled realized they made an awful mistake last night within seconds of…
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Poser Outed After Spelling Descendents with an “A”
CINCINNATI — Local punk Jon Weiner was outed as a poser yesterday after mistakenly spelling the name of popular punk…
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Pumpkin Spice Latte Calls Cops on Black Cold Brew
BETHESDA, Md. — A grande-sized pumpkin spice latte for Karen called the police moments ago on a black cold brew…
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Opening Band Also Headliner’s Audience
WASHINGTON — Local punk outfit Desktops, the opening band at last night’s show at The Pinch, inadvertently became the entire…
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We Sat Down With Our Brother in Arms, the Pretzel That Tried to Kill George W. Bush
Before Donald Trump was the poster-boy president for punks to hate, there was George W. Bush. The 43rd President of…
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5 Signs Your Belligerently Drunk Sobbing Friend Might Need Help
Friends are arguably just as, if not more, important than family. A bond thicker than blood. They’re there for us…
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Maybe It’s Just Me but I Think Nazis Who Aren’t Punks Should Fuck off Too
I’m no poser. I love the Dead Kennedys as much as the next punk. However, I wholeheartedly believe there are…
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