First things first, I’m so open-minded about sex. I’m vocal about it, too. I guess you could say I’m open-mouthed about sex too. But you…
SAN FRANCISCO — Local bad boy who has never done anything wrong in his life Patrick Webb swore again today to all his friends and…
The Holocaust is one of the biggest tragedies known to date. I heard somewhere between 100,000 and 6 million Jews were murdered! If I, a…
CHAUNCEY, Ohio — 11-year-old Boy Scout Albie Tamari is reportedly just one cigarette away from earning the highly esteemed Nicotine Patch to add to his…
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. — Quarantined woman Andrea Wolfe admitted today that she prefers Zoom sex sans video with her new boyfriend Brad Mikulski, who…
I am not the enemy. I think the system fucking stinks! Yeah, I said it. On Twitter AND Instagram. You should see how many rose…
ROCK FALLS, Iowa — Punk ghost Beau Brinkles is hopeful that this year will be the one in which he finally escapes the small hometown…
The other day The Hard Times was at a coffee shop and ahead of us in line was a real-live 40-year-old in a beanie. He…
BOSTON — Local record store owner Hank Lapkus is an anxious mess lately, spending every day hoping his customers don’t find out about the popular…