HARDTIMES

April 1, 2021

First things first, I’m so open-minded about sex. I'm vocal about it, too. I guess you could say I'm open-mouthed…

March 25, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — Local bad boy who has never done anything wrong in his life Patrick Webb swore again today…

March 5, 2021

The Holocaust is one of the biggest tragedies known to date. I heard somewhere between 100,000 and 6 million Jews…

February 20, 2021

CHAUNCEY, Ohio — 11-year-old Boy Scout Albie Tamari is reportedly just one cigarette away from earning the highly esteemed Nicotine…

June 17, 2020

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. — Quarantined woman Andrea Wolfe admitted today that she prefers Zoom sex sans video with her…

February 24, 2020

I am not the enemy. I think the system fucking stinks! Yeah, I said it. On Twitter AND Instagram. You…

February 10, 2020

ROCK FALLS, Iowa — Punk ghost Beau Brinkles is hopeful that this year will be the one in which he…

January 31, 2020

The other day The Hard Times was at a coffee shop and ahead of us in line was a real-live…

January 19, 2020

BOSTON — Local record store owner Hank Lapkus is an anxious mess lately, spending every day hoping his customers don’t…