Help! I Troid Singing Loike Blink 182 and Now Moy Voice Is Stuck This Way
Seriously, I ehm so scared roight now. Moy girlfriend broike up weth mee last wehk after three amay-zing months tew-ge-ther.…
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Five Rockstars Who Became Total Sellouts After They Died
Selling out is a move as old as music itself. Most rock stars who decide to cash in on their…
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Shit, I Guess My Depression Wasn’t Seasonal After All
For most Americans, including myself, this Winter was pretty freaking bleak. Between the short, cold days, the surging pandemic, and…
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Vegan Hides Bottles Of JUST Egg All Over Front Lawn
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Festive plant-based parent Taryn Jacobs delighted her three children on Easter Sunday by hiding bottles of JUST…
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If Huffing Glue Is Wrong, Why Can’t I Feel My Face and Where Am I?
I’m sick and tired of the double standard when it comes to drug use in this country. If you want…
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New Sober Hobby Way More Expensive Than Drinking Problem
BOSTON — Former drinker Mackenzie Stodd has fully shifted her addictive tendencies by committing all her free time and energy…
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If Your Pillows Aren’t Political, You’re Not Paying Attention
Like most Americans, I make all my bedding purchases based on my firmly held political beliefs. My bed frame is…
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If the COVID Vaccine Was Actually Safe, I’d Be Able To Buy It at Walmart Like My Guns
Everything this simple man's ever needed in life can be found at my local Walmart. Hell, even if I were…
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