Opinion: Maybe It’s Simpler to Have a Term for When We Aren’t in a Recession
Given that we’ve been in some sort of recession or another ever since I’ve been old enough to know the…
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This Quarantined Man Only Sleeping a Restless 14 Hours a Night
Weeks of shelter-in-place left one unlucky man's sleep schedule completely turned around! James Walters, a thirty-year-old father of one and…
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Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It
Now that Disney has released the Rise of Skywalker film and novelization, it feels like everybody has already made a…
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Supposed Socialist Bernie Sanders Has Selfishly Won Three States For Himself
WASHINGTON — Presidential hopeful, and supposed socialist, Bernie Sanders selfishly won his third state during the democratic primary and seems…
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Andrew Yang Promises Universal Basic Exposure for Every Band in America
MANCHESTER, N.H. — Democratic Presidential candidate Andrew Yang explained his promise to ensure Universal Basic Exposure to every band in…
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What a Waste: Every Year Americans Throw Tons of Perfectly Good Food at My Band
The planet is dying, ya'll. If we don’t act soon even the sickest venues will be entirely underwater and/or perpetually…
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Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through a Few More Reps
LOS ANGELES — Actor Kumail Nanjiani took to the internet recently to show off his new muscle-bound physique and talk…
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HELP: My Wife and I Started an Open Relationship and It Turns out She’s Significantly More Attractive Than I Am
I’ve always thought of myself as a pretty good-looking guy. You wouldn’t hire me to model in GQ or anything,…
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OPINION: All I Want For Christmas Is Revenge
It starts earlier every year. The lights, the music, the “harmless” lies that make children think the world gives a…
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WESTLAKE VILLAGE, Calif. — Local guitarist Rochelle Yearwood received an “amazing” coupon this morning, giving her 15% off any product…
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