Anthrax Also Surprised They’re Considered One of The Big Four
LEIPZIG, Germany — Thrash metal stalwarts Anthrax are “pretty surprised” to be considered one of thrash metal’s “legendary Big Four,”…
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It’s Time We End Gerrymandering, the Electoral College, and Grey’s Anatomy
I don't think there are many people out there who will tell you America has no problems to fix. Let's…
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Hipster Grandpa Prefers Joe Besser-Era Three Stooges
GREENSBURG, Pa. — 93-year-old grandfather and pretentious grouch Stan Kiska yet again defended his stance today that Joe Besser was…
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89-Year-Old Punk Coming To Slow, Painful Realization That It Was Indeed Just a Phase
LAWRENCE, Kan. — Elderly punk “lifer” Alicia Rosenblatt came to the difficult conclusion yesterday that her decades of punk spirit…
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We Tried To List The Pros and Cons of Selling Out But Can Only Think Of Pros
Punk is a music genre but also an ethos. The core tenant of a punk life is never selling out.…
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Autographed Morrissey Album Valued Less Than Unsigned Copy
PORTLAND, Ore. — An autographed, vinyl copy of Morrissey’s album “You Are The Quarry” sold on Discogs.com for 30 euros…
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Kentucky: It’s Time to Ignore How Fucking Sexy He Is and Vote McConnell Out
Kentucky, let’s get real. Senator Mitch McConnell is probably the most evil politician in America today. Yes, Trump is louder…
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NOFX’s “Linoleum” Wins 25th Consecutive “Song of the Year” Award From Floor Trends Magazine
TROY, Mich. — Floor Trends Magazine editors have chosen NOFX’s 1994 skate-punk anthem “Linoleum” as the magazine’s Song of the…
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Top 5 Lars Von Trier Movies to Ruin This First Date
I’m so glad that you enjoyed the restaurant and are up for watching a movie! Here is a stack of…
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Sanders Panders to Lower-Income Americans by Playing Squier P Bass at Debate
WESTERVILLE, Ohio — Senator Bernie Sanders played a cheap Squier Affinity P-Bass on stage during tonight's debate for the 2020…
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