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August 24, 2019

RENO, Nev. — Sweaty and bumbling 16-year-old Skyler Donovan attempted to hide in a locker today next to his crush…

August 11, 2019

NEW YORK — The in-house songwriting and production team behind the Kidz Bop series fell into writer’s block this week…

August 9, 2019

COVINGTON, Ky. — Magick shop owner and obvious goth Maryanne "Luna" Hobbes couldn’t decide this morning how many corsets to…

August 8, 2019

Sure, it happens to the best of us- You're reading the internet's funniest satire site, The Babylon Bee. You get…

August 4, 2019

BALTIMORE — New cooking website Death Comes Cooking will offer readers a refreshing take on the usual recipe/blog formula by…

July 31, 2019

NEW YORK — Freshman Chazz Baldwin utterly ruined a Juilliard dorm party last night with an impromptu, solo oboe rendition…

July 28, 2019

ATLANTA – Worried family, friends, and fans formed a search party to find viral rapper Lil Nas X who was…

July 22, 2019

LEIPZIG, Germany — Thrash metal stalwarts Anthrax are “pretty surprised” to be considered one of thrash metal’s “legendary Big Four,”…

July 19, 2019

I don't think there are many people out there who will tell you America has no problems to fix. Let's…

July 18, 2019

GREENSBURG, Pa. — 93-year-old grandfather and pretentious grouch Stan Kiska yet again defended his stance today that Joe Besser was…