Joe Rumrill, Author at HARDTIMES

October 18, 2023

NEW ORLEANS — The new guitarist for cowpunk mainstays The Come ‘N Get Its, Campbell Sawyer, was reportedly ejected to…

October 18, 2023

MISSOULA, Mont. — A look of terror and shame reportedly ran across your very own face just now upon the…

October 11, 2023

HAMDEN, Conn. — A local 49-year-old man wearing a Nirvana t-shirt was trounced after ruthless interrogation when he failed to…

October 10, 2023

SAN DIEGO — Members of pop-punk outfit Blink-182 are understandably mortified after just now putting together that the title “Take…

September 28, 2023

GIBBON, Neb. — Perennial local opening act Algae Pile is raking in cash after making the decision to sell the…

September 25, 2023

BURLINGTON, Vt. — A participant of an impromptu road trip sing-along confidently began the chorus to a popular song a…

September 20, 2023

LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Leading climate analysts at Purdue University are warning that global warming could cause Weezer’s Blue Album to…

September 12, 2023

SAN BRUNO, Calif. — A sick-to-his-stomach backstage passholder at a recent Buckethead concert spent the whole night making sure to…

August 27, 2023

SOUTH CENTERVILLE, N.Y. — Stunned audience members of a recent Ripped Hymnal set were understandably fidgety after realizing the vocalist…

August 26, 2023

WABASH, Ind. — Guests of a recent keg party almost had their good time ruined after avowed musical theater freak…