PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A load-bearing cinder block in the wall of Farmington Insurance Company has recently been pining for the…
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NEW ORLEANS — The new guitarist for cowpunk mainstays The Come ‘N Get Its, Campbell Sawyer, was reportedly ejected to…
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MISSOULA, Mont. — A look of terror and shame reportedly ran across your very own face just now upon the…
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HAMDEN, Conn. — A local 49-year-old man wearing a Nirvana t-shirt was trounced after ruthless interrogation when he failed to…
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SAN DIEGO — Members of pop-punk outfit Blink-182 are understandably mortified after just now putting together that the title “Take…
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GIBBON, Neb. — Perennial local opening act Algae Pile is raking in cash after making the decision to sell the…
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — A participant of an impromptu road trip sing-along confidently began the chorus to a popular song a…
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LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Leading climate analysts at Purdue University are warning that global warming could cause Weezer’s Blue Album to…
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SAN BRUNO, Calif. — A sick-to-his-stomach backstage passholder at a recent Buckethead concert spent the whole night making sure to…
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SOUTH CENTERVILLE, N.Y. — Stunned audience members of a recent Ripped Hymnal set were understandably fidgety after realizing the vocalist…
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