Joe Rumrill, Author at HARDTIMES

August 3, 2019

NEW YORK — Veteran street musician Doug “The Jackrabbit” Landers was once again criticized today for his awful sound quality,…

October 21, 2018

SANTA FE, N.M. — Much of the audience for Sante Fe doom metal band Cackler frantically searched last night to…

April 15, 2018

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Members of the street team for City Councilwoman Lynn Fernandez stapled a flyer yesterday with the…

March 29, 2018

MARIETTA, Ohio — Local toddler Samantha McKinnon was completely indifferent yesterday when her grandmother feigned taking Samantha’s nose during a…

January 18, 2018

PLANO, Texas — Griffy, one of dozens of goats at the Pheldert Phamily Animal Experience in the Dallas suburbs, reportedly…

January 7, 2018

KATONAH, N.Y. — After an incredible, fantastical journey searching for the correct venue of a secret show, local man Randy…

November 21, 2017

LODI, N.J — The Crimson Ghost, the longtime logo for the Misfits, successfully passed its algebra test last week thanks…

November 19, 2017

FERNDALE, Mich. — Amateur woodworker Larry Tashlin finished his latest birdhouse last night, complete with a functioning, and admittedly adorable,…

November 16, 2017

CEDAR GROVE, N.J. — Modern Drummer magazine’s yearly list of 100 Greatest Drummers is once again comprised of over 60…

October 6, 2017

DENVER — University of Colorado freshman Gordon Brill attempted last week to reveal his affinity for the band They Might…