White Jeans Attempted
BRUNSWICK, Maine — Determined punk Leroy Ainsley decided to throw caution to the wind recently when he attempted to pull…
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Nerd Bassist to Be Fired if He Refers to Band as “A Fellowship” One More Time
MERRILL, Ore. — Frustrated members of skatepunk band Hamstring are reportedly only giving their bassist one more chance to stop…
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Review: The Locust “New Erections”
Each week the Hard Times tries to take a look back at a classic album. We really, really try. This…
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Cool-Looking Synthesizer Unfortunately the Kind That’s Tough to Figure Out
TERRE HAUTE, Ind. — Disappointed members of electro-punk outfit Lilypad Lads were sad to discover that their newly purchased vintage…
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Everything in Thrift Store Exactly the Same as Yesterday’s Visit
MILTON-FREEWATER, Ore — The entire stock of the local Goodwill remained completely unchanged since yesterday despite the optimism of repeat…
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DJ Under Impression No One Can Tell He’s Playing Rollercoaster Tycoon up There
MODESTO, Calif. — Resident Crocodile Club DJ Ronald “DJ Pelham123” McVorland is reportedly convinced that no one in the venue…
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Band Lugging Gear up Stairs Decides to Stop Here and Make Basecamp for the Night
WINDSOR LOCKS, Conn. — Exhausted members of touring egg punk outfit Choir of Crustaceans are reportedly tired of hauling their…
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Dad Who Thought He Was Getting Bounce House for Child’s Birthday Party Accidentally Books Oingo Boingo
TACOMA, Wash. — Local father Colm Tyson is reportedly embarrassed after accidentally booking 1980s new wave band Oingo Boingo for…
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What Punk Documentary Interviewee Needs You to Understand Is That at This Point Reagan Was in the White House
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Prominent documentary talking head Gareth “Rubber Duck” Wayne is repeatedly reminding everyone that, at the point…
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Roommate With Pet Tarantulas Wants You to Promise Not to Freak Out Over What They’re About to Say
OAK RIDGE, Tenn. — Prolific tarantula owner Nell Gibbons is reportedly withholding potentially important information from her roommate until she…
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