SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local boyfriend Steven Owen was shocked to discover that his girlfriend of three years was entirely…
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NEW YORK — Local apartment resident Milo, a 4-year old house cat, reportedly has no DIY recipes to offer his…
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WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for…
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As we trudge along through these desperate times, when the horrors of our lives were so accurately predicted in the…
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Let me start this off by saying that I despise Sauron as much as the rest of you. Sauron is…
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As television becomes more fractured and confusing in the new decade, it’s important to take a step back and recategorize…
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Christopher Walken announced today that his 102 degree fever was simply for more cowbell and had…
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HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…
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ATLANTA — Musician, comedian, and actor Donald Glover released a vaccine he created for COVID-19 on his website donaldpresentsthecure.com at…
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