Every Mischief Brew Album Ranked Worst to Best
Mischief Brew was a Philadelphia-based folk punk who wrote songs about labor unions, AA meetings, civil strife, and love, sweet,…
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Trump Bible Includes Pledge of Allegiance, “God Bless the USA,” “The Apprentice” Seasons 1 – 6 on Blu-Ray
WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump announced his latest merch launch, a $60 Bible that will the Pledge of Allegiance,…
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Hardcore Frontman Midway Through Rambling, Philosophical Monologue Informs Audience That All of Venue’s Doors and Windows Have Been Locked From the Outside
TYLER, Texas. — Local hardcore band Crate Full of Saws recently alarmed audience members when, in the middle of an…
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38-Year-Old Hospitalized After Second Shot of Goldschlager
HARTFORD, Conn. — Elder millennial Thomas Sharpe is reportedly in “critical and deteriorating condition” after erroneously believing that his haggard…
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15 Wacky, DIY, “Home Alone” Style Traps Ranked by How Poorly the Wet Bandits Would Handle Them
The Wet Bandits are not what anyone would call criminal masterminds. But following our mandatory annual Hard Times staff rewatch…
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25 Mountain Goats Songs To Play During Your Divorce Hearing That Will Make the Judge Say “How Did You Get a Bluetooth Speaker In Here? This Is a Court of Law”
The Mountain Goats’ sound could be likened to the reality of being a weekend dad set in a minor key.…
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High School Metal Band Makes Pact That If They’re All Still Degenerate Pieces of Shit In Twenty Years They’ll Reunite
SMYRNA, Del. — High school metal band Drunk Blacksmith made an adolescent pact that if when they’re all “as old…
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Rescue Workers Save Abused Acoustic Guitar From Frat House
BALTIMORE — Volunteers with the organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Acoustics (PETA (But Not Assholes)) recently rescued a…
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25 AJJ Songs That Will Remind You That You’ve Been Off Your BP Medication For Like Three Weeks
AJJ has long used their music as a vehicle to communicate about mental health, often with illusions to bizarre bodily…
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Choose Your Own Adventure Book For 35-Year-Olds Only Ending Is “Take an Anxiety Nap”
NEW YORK — A new choose-your-own-adventure horror book intended specifically for individuals in their mid-thirties entitled “Halfway To the Grave”…
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