WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump announced his latest merch launch, a $60 Bible that will the Pledge of Allegiance,…
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The Mountain Goats’ sound could be likened to the reality of being a weekend dad set in a minor key.…
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AJJ has long used their music as a vehicle to communicate about mental health, often with illusions to bizarre bodily…
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"Game of Thrones:" the acclaimed HBO fantasy-drama that proved incontrovertibly that Americans will watch literally anything if you cram enough…
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