25 Extreme Sports Ranked by How Naturally Proficient Teen Wolf Would Be At Them
Okay, so let’s address this right at the start, we couldn’t decide which Teen Wolf to use for this list.…
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25 Godzilla Monsters Ranked by How Much They Look Like This Weird Bug I Found In My Shower
Holy hell! What the fuck is that thing? I have never seen a bug like that in my life and…
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By Day We’re Just The Faculty For A Community College History Department. But By Night We’re The Best They Might Be Giants Tribute Band In The Tri-state Area
Okay class, may I have your attention for a moment? We know that there are some rumors going around about…
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‘90s Punk Fan Wondering When It’s Going To Be Cool To Mindlessly Hate Jawbreaker Again
OAKLAND, Calif. — Damien Pocket, a longtime “fan” of early ‘90s proto-emo outfit Jawbreaker, recently began wondering when it’s going…
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Every Everclear Album Ranked Worst to Best
Everclear: Art Alexakis’ main meal ticket since 1992. Until now mostly remembered for four or five ‘90s songs that have…
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We Sat Down With the Insane Clown Posse Because They’re on the Admissions Board for Clown College
Insane Clown Posse: the jester-kings of the proudly unwashed. While we have long been fans of the acclaimed horrorcore duo,…
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Elder Millennial Enters “Start Every Conversation by Describing Most Recent Injury” Phase of Lifecycle
TONAWANDA, N.Y. — 39-year-old Kyle Lowe recently began a new and horrifying phase of his adulthood where he now almost…
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Local Record Shop’s Going Out of Business Sale Precedes Grand Opening
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Independent record shop Columbia Flophouse somberly announced the business’s going-out-of-business sale nearly two full weeks before…
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Alkaline Trio World Tour Includes Obligatory Symbolic Date In Transylvania
TRANSYLVANIA — Acclaimed spook-punk band Alkaline Trio announced a purely symbolic tour date in remote settlement “The Village of Unspeakable…
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Every Mischief Brew Album Ranked Worst to Best
Mischief Brew was a Philadelphia-based folk punk who wrote songs about labor unions, AA meetings, civil strife, and love, sweet,…
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