June 14, 2024
Okay, so let’s address this right at the start, we couldn’t decide which Teen Wolf to use for this list.…
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June 12, 2024
Holy hell! What the fuck is that thing? I have never seen a bug like that in my life and…
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June 10, 2024
Okay class, may I have your attention for a moment? We know that there are some rumors going around about…
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May 18, 2024
OAKLAND, Calif. — Damien Pocket, a longtime “fan” of early ‘90s proto-emo outfit Jawbreaker, recently began wondering when it’s going…
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April 29, 2024
Everclear: Art Alexakis’ main meal ticket since 1992. Until now mostly remembered for four or five ‘90s songs that have…
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April 20, 2024
Insane Clown Posse: the jester-kings of the proudly unwashed. While we have long been fans of the acclaimed horrorcore duo,…
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April 13, 2024
TONAWANDA, N.Y. — 39-year-old Kyle Lowe recently began a new and horrifying phase of his adulthood where he now almost…
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April 11, 2024
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Independent record shop Columbia Flophouse somberly announced the business’s going-out-of-business sale nearly two full weeks before…
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April 4, 2024
TRANSYLVANIA — Acclaimed spook-punk band Alkaline Trio announced a purely symbolic tour date in remote settlement “The Village of Unspeakable…
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April 3, 2024
Mischief Brew was a Philadelphia-based folk punk who wrote songs about labor unions, AA meetings, civil strife, and love, sweet,…
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