Every Everclear Album Ranked Worst to Best
Everclear: Art Alexakis’ main meal ticket since 1992. Until now mostly remembered for four or five ‘90s songs that have…
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We Sat Down With the Insane Clown Posse Because They’re on the Admissions Board for Clown College
Insane Clown Posse: the jester-kings of the proudly unwashed. While we have long been fans of the acclaimed horrorcore duo,…
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Elder Millennial Enters “Start Every Conversation by Describing Most Recent Injury” Phase of Lifecycle
TONAWANDA, N.Y. — 39-year-old Kyle Lowe recently began a new and horrifying phase of his adulthood where he now almost…
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Local Record Shop’s Going Out of Business Sale Precedes Grand Opening
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Independent record shop Columbia Flophouse somberly announced the business’s going-out-of-business sale nearly two full weeks before…
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Alkaline Trio World Tour Includes Obligatory Symbolic Date In Transylvania
TRANSYLVANIA — Acclaimed spook-punk band Alkaline Trio announced a purely symbolic tour date in remote settlement “The Village of Unspeakable…
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Every Mischief Brew Album Ranked Worst to Best
Mischief Brew was a Philadelphia-based folk punk who wrote songs about labor unions, AA meetings, civil strife, and love, sweet,…
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Trump Bible Includes Pledge of Allegiance, “God Bless the USA,” “The Apprentice” Seasons 1 – 6 on Blu-Ray
WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump announced his latest merch launch, a $60 Bible that will the Pledge of Allegiance,…
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Hardcore Frontman Midway Through Rambling, Philosophical Monologue Informs Audience That All of Venue’s Doors and Windows Have Been Locked From the Outside
TYLER, Texas. — Local hardcore band Crate Full of Saws recently alarmed audience members when, in the middle of an…
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38-Year-Old Hospitalized After Second Shot of Goldschlager
HARTFORD, Conn. — Elder millennial Thomas Sharpe is reportedly in “critical and deteriorating condition” after erroneously believing that his haggard…
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15 Wacky, DIY, “Home Alone” Style Traps Ranked by How Poorly the Wet Bandits Would Handle Them
The Wet Bandits are not what anyone would call criminal masterminds. But following our mandatory annual Hard Times staff rewatch…
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