Neck Tattoo Actually Best Part of Punk’s Job Interview
BALTIMORE — Local punk Rick Blairowitz blamed his prominent neck tattoo for his inability to be hired, despite it being…
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Neck Tattoo Actually Best Part of Punk’s Job Interview
BALTIMORE — Local punk Rick Blairowitz blamed his prominent neck tattoo for his inability to be hired, despite it being…
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Parents’ Drug Concerns Overestimate High Schooler’s Coolness
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Local parents Joyce and Rich Gloppin have severely overestimated their 9th-grade daughter Dani’s social standing and ability…
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College Kids Are Snowflakes and I’m Terrified They’ll Become One Giant Snowman Hell-Bent on Revenge
When I was in college young people were better. We didn’t get participation trophies and we weren’t so damn sensitive.…
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