Good Guy With Gun Also Asshole With Pickup Truck Depending on Time of Day
BENSON, Ariz. — Keith Donner, a 45-year-old autobody technician, believes he is one of the fabled “good guys with a…
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Ukulele Player Realizes Full Potential Recording Song for Herpes Medication Ad Campaign
CHERRY VALLEY, N.Y. — Ukulele artist Laurel D’Amato recently experienced a huge career leap when she was offered a gig…
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Ben and Jerry’s Collaborate With Mac DeMarco to Release Cigarette and Black Coffee Ice Cream
WATERBURY, Vt. — Ben and Jerry’s announced they joined forces with indie rock musician/gas station attendant Mac DeMarco to unveil…
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Opinion: I Would Trade All Prior Romantic Relationships for a Friendship With a Grizzly Bear
At 38 and in a somewhat intentional bachelorhood after powerful, romantic relationships that ended slowly and grimly to send me…
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Neoliberal Couple Feels BLM Sign Really Ties 11 Bedroom, 6 Bath House Together
SALEM, Mass. — Mallory and Piotr Rhodes proudly declared that the small, unassuming Black Lives Matter sign outside their sprawling…
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry
NEW YORK — Nine-year-old Oliver Cahill, who has battled rare brain cancer for over half his life, recently met Dr.…
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Facebook Launches “Most Powerful Profile Picture Filter Yet” in Support of Ukraine Against Russian Invasion
MENLO PARK, Calif — Facebook parent company Meta launched what it describes as its “most powerful Facebook profile picture filter…
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Just Give Me an Address, and I’ll Scare Your Birds Away, Free of Charge (Guest Column by Gary Busey)
Are you inundated by the screams of seagulls outside your house wanting revenge for something you said? Are you worried…
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