November 6, 2019
SYDNEY — Acclaimed film composer Hans Zimmer shocked audience members at the Sydney Opera House last night when he appeared…
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November 3, 2019
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — Local woman Eloise Mandeel called Guitar Center this morning in hopes that an employee would tell…
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October 9, 2019
NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — Termagant Pharmaceuticals product strategy intern Jeremy Hastings impressed colleagues last week by receiving more allegations of…
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August 21, 2019
PALO ALTO, Calif. — Local man Seth Richardson stunned friends and colleagues earlier this week when he announced in a…
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August 12, 2019
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Punk bassist Becca Roberts defended her decision today to use a plectrum for the clitoral stimulation…
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June 24, 2019
You’re probably wondering why I’m fishing out on the floor foaming at the mouth and ranting in tongues. I assure…
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June 5, 2019
INDIANAPOLIS — Recent college graduate Mark Robinson had a job interview yesterday he thought “went pretty well,” despite his inability…
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May 8, 2019
PORTLAND, Ore. — Following years of research and development, the average vegan ass is approaching a similar taste and texture…
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May 8, 2019
PORTLAND, Ore. — Following years of research and development, the average vegan ass is approaching a similar taste and texture…
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February 16, 2018
MUNCIE, Ind. — Linda Schulte, mother for 34 years and recent smartphone owner, announced in a Facebook post today that…
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