Yes Sir, I Will Do What You Tell Me! January 3, 2021 I can admit that some members of law enforcement just so happen to be the very same individuals that make… Read More →
Opinion: I Hate 311 for Making Me Like 311 December 3, 2020 I hate 311. They are my nemesis. Why, you ask? Because they committed the worst crime of all. Something I… Read More →
Opinion: If You Look Around the Venue and You Don’t See the Poser, You’re the Poser November 22, 2020 You’re at a show in some 20-something’s basement. You look to your left and see a bunch of young, hip… Read More →
5 Red Flags the One-Hit-Wonder Your Shitty Band Is Paying To Open up for Might Be Washed Up November 19, 2020 Holy shit, your band just got offered a show! The biggest show of your bands’ young life, in fact. It’s… Read More →
Emotional Cheating: What It Is and How To Accuse Your Partner of It for Doing Literally Anything November 5, 2020 In our modern romantic landscape, it’s important to have well-defined terminology when it comes to your boundaries. You don’t want… Read More →
Opinion: Our Team Doesn’t Need To Change Its Offensive Mascot, What We Need Is Some Defense September 28, 2020 Let me get this straight. You wanna come to my country and tell me and my folk how to live… Read More →
5 Happy Hour Cocktails That Will Make Your Coworkers Say, “Chill, This Is a Business Lunch” September 25, 2020 Happy hours are an opportunity to get to know your coworkers, network, schmooze with the bosses, and impress all of… Read More →
I Can’t Wait Until My Kid Is Old Enough To Watch “Fight Club” With Her Step Dad September 18, 2020 My toddler and I have nothing in common. Fortunately, I read a bunch of fellow dads on Reddit with the… Read More →
Friend Who Finally Has Time to Finish Novel Won’t July 19, 2020 DURHAM, N.C. — Aspiring author Steve Otto finally has time during a self-imposed coronavirus quarantine to complete his novel which,… Read More →
I Wasn’t Born With It: I Earned My Narcissism June 16, 2020 I’m sick of hearing people talk about the amazing things I do and the incredible person I am and attributing… Read More →