I Don’t Depend on Drugs to Feel Happy, I Depend on Them to Not Feel Sad
As a child of the nineties I went through all the anti-drug campaigns - D.A.R.E., ‘just say no,’ that fried…
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Eric Navarro — Page 9
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Posting About Being a Single Dad Is a Full Time-Job
Maintaining a full adult schedule is difficult enough. Working a job AND cleaning the house? PASS. But we all do…
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Sorry Kid: I Only Donate to Patreons
Look kid, I’d help if I could. Everybody knows I’m the most generous person. But unlike others who give away…
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Opinion: Wouldn’t It Be Funny if We Left It in the Recording
It’s hard to express how surreal it feels to be in a real recording studio with a real producer. After…
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Probably Cultural Appropriation: Jonathan Davis Isn’t Even Scottish
I am probably outraged! I just got back from seeing this amazing band for the first time whose music saved…
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It’s Not My Job to Explain the Intricacies of Doom Metal but After I Fix Your Muffler I Will
I am not standing here in the garage of a Pep Boys because it’s my job to inform you about…
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Where Are They Now? the Cars From Heavy Metal Parking Lot
33 years after the release of the accidental Spinal Tap sequel, “Heavy Metal Parking Lot,” one of the most frequently…
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Misheard Lyrics Better Than Actual Lyrics
BALTIMORE — Local karaoke enthusiasts were shocked last night to learn that the words to Cosmic Dinosaur’s hit single “Let’s…
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It’s a Public Facebook Post, Why Can’t I Ask How He Died?
Apparently everyone wants me to apologize. So sorry I cared enough to ask a basic question about how a guy…
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Modern Day Cinderella Leaves Half-Smoked Bowl Behind
PIKE CREEK, Del. — A mysterious woman who left behind a half-smoked bowl at a party last night before rushing…
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