“Poser” Added to the DSM-5
WASHINGTON — The American Psychiatric Association at its annual conference announced it added “poser” to the latest update of the…
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If Negging Doesn’t Work, then Why Am I So Obsessed With My Cat?
The past decade has not been kind to the pickup artist community. Ever since PUAs entered the mainstream, the media…
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Cool New Factory Opens in Renovated Nightclub
SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — The local manufacturing scene is buzzing after an exclusive new factory opened in a redeveloped nightclub on…
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Tattoo Parlor Offers to Cover Up Hate Symbols and Finger Mustaches for Free
LIMA, Ohio – A Midwestern tattoo shop is doing its part to heal the nation’s wounds by offering free appointments…
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Ragtag Band of Gentrifiers Stage Breakdancing Benefit Show to Demolish Community Rec Center
WASHINGTON — A plucky group of wealthy gentrifiers up against the odds triumphantly did the impossible yesterday, shuttering the beloved…
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NPR Fires Shock Jock Terry Gross After Raunchy Interview Goes Too Far
WASHINGTON — National Public Radio parted ways with long-time “Fresh Air” host Terry Gross yesterday after the controversial Philadelphia radio…
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TLC Confirms That “No Scrubs” Was Also Written About Dave Coulier
NEW YORK — The former members of TLC confirmed a long-held suspicion today that their 1999 hit single “No Scrubs”…
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Protestors Perfectly Fine with Cops Roughing up “Free Hugs” Guy
PHILADELPHIA — Protesters demanding an end to police brutality found themselves in an awkward situation today when they applauded riot…
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Ted Nugent Demands Biden Campaign Stop Playing “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” at Events
JACKSON, Mich. — Rock‘n’roll legend Ted Nugent blasted Presidential candidate Joe Biden in an open letter today after the presumptive…
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