Dom Turek, Author at HARDTIMES

January 2, 2019

PORTLAND, Ore. — A group of Ouija board players were visited by a punk member of the ether last night,…

May 10, 2018

I’m probably being a hypochondriac but does anyone know if The Flaming Lips are contagious? I was tested earlier this…

March 25, 2018

BERKELEY, Calif. — Local woman Alicia Tsoi is still not sure what to get for her first tattoo removal, despite…

January 22, 2018

All day long I hear people complaining about how bad alcohol is. How it destroys families and makes you shit…

January 17, 2018

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local man Evan Carr stumbled upon Train tracks recently during a deep depression, narrowly escaping certain death,…

January 10, 2018

AKRON, Ohio — A pair of bathing suit bottoms were called in to pick up an off-season shift this week…

November 7, 2017

MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Punk mom Diane Schaffer consistently reminds her friends and family that she read White Oleander months before…

August 23, 2017

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Local grandmother Dolores McComb is offering chicken as the “cruelty-free” option for tonight’s homemade meal, according to…

July 7, 2017

NEW YORK — Local artist Jamie Leroy is “making waves” in Brooklyn’s tight knit art community with her original, lactose…

May 14, 2017

SALT LAKE CITY — Local mother Robin Johnston saved money for three years to take her entire family on a…