New Hyper Realistic Dildo Can’t Stay Hard and Smokes All Your Weed
NEW YORK — Luxury sex toy manufacturer Bad Vibrations claims their latest dildo, which can’t maintain a full erection and…
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Vegan Ex Only Condones Cruelty Towards Women
LOS ANGELES — A local man who made the switch to a vegan diet 15 years ago has yet to…
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Overwatered Houseplants Hoping Woman Goes Back to Work Soon
WILMINGTON, Del. — Local woman Kelly Cruz’s recent unemployment status has her overwatered houseplants praying she finds a job before…
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Girlfriend Promoted From Instagram Story to Instagram Post
WATERLOO, Iowa — A local couple’s relationship elevated to the next level yesterday after boyfriend Logan Carpenter featured a photo…
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Depressed Dog Can’t Even Finish Pile of Vomit
CHESAPEAKE, Va. — A local dog was left anxiety-ridden and unable to finish his pile of vomit yesterday after being…
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Is She Actually Into Herbal Medicine or Did She Just Lose Her Health Insurance?
A Facebook friend’s apparent descent into the world of alternative medicine led me on an hours-long quest for the truth:…
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Punk Roommates Argue Over Whose Turn It Is to Throw the Dishes Out
ZANESVILLE, Ohio — Tensions between two punk roommates are on the rise today after a months-long feud over whose turn…
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Here’s Why I Quit Skating to Focus on Giving UTIs Full-Time
Sometimes you get so wrapped up in your career that you lose sight of what’s really important, which is why…
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Birth Control Taken at Exact Same Time Every Few Days
GARLAND, Texas — Local woman Kristen Tate practices safe sex by taking her birth control at the exact same time…
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Birthday Celebrated in Quarantine Not Much Different from Last Years Birthday
NEW YORK — Local man Bryan Watson spent his 28th birthday last week quarantined from friends and family due to…
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