March 2, 2025
LOS ANGELES — Local parents Greg and Linda Dwyer reportedly continue to dismiss their son’s filmmaking career by referring to…
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January 6, 2025
WASHINGTON — Frontman Abha Alvarez of punk band Kissinger’s Prostate disappeared suddenly and was replaced with unknown musician Holden Everett…
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December 12, 2024
PENNSAUKEN, N.J. — The makers of the Scrub Daddy recently introduced a new companion product, the “Scrub Sub,” which is…
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November 22, 2024
Ah, nothing delights me more than encountering someone with the audacity to declare themselves an artist. Oh, you really are…
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October 30, 2024
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local Halloween party attendees were seen struggling to make it through all nine and a half minutes…
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October 22, 2024
BALTIMORE — Recently deceased punk Cary Lowery’s will primarily consisted of returning the stolen property he took from his closest…
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October 18, 2024
BRAINTREE, Mass. — A leak revealed that local punk band We Wear the Mask only keeps their second guitarist, Davey…
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October 15, 2024
In the quiet aftermath of loss, when the world seems to grind to a halt and grief hangs heavy in…
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October 12, 2024
Remember the good ol’ days of the early 2000s, when we were blissfully ignorant of social media and the internet…
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October 11, 2024
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Experts warned that if re-elected, former President Trump's stringent border policies could prevent thousands of Canadian girlfriends…
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