Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

January 8, 2020

GENEVA, Ill. — Local man and self-described electronic leash cutter Lucas Roberts is now on a door-to-door journey to tell…

January 5, 2020

SEATTLE — Two adult punk males repeatedly collided their heads together yesterday attempting to display dominance to impress a nearby…

December 28, 2019

ROME — Archaeologists excavating in the outskirts of Rome made a startling discovery earlier this week that completely rewrites preconceived…

December 25, 2019

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…

December 18, 2019

Me - A gorgeous firefighter that is also a devoted single-father to a little girl named Holly. Holly lost her…

December 10, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Exceptionally talented, easy-on-the-eyes, genuinely nice and downright hilarious musician Garret Parker can go right ahead and fuck…

December 6, 2019

BANGOR, Maine — Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A…

November 25, 2019

BOSTON — Longtime fans of local hardcore band Turkey Neck report 30-year-old frontman Ryan Walsh is leaving his shirt on…

November 15, 2019

Everyone knows this about me — if a dude walked into this bar right now with a gun and fired…

November 10, 2019

So, you are buying some used vinyl at your local record shop and the clerk asks if you want to…