Cory Cousins, Author at HARDTIMES

June 23, 2019

CINCINNATI — Members of local indie-rock band Dragon Farm are positive their full set of amps will easily fit in…

June 13, 2019

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Pop-punk frontman and legal adult Brandon DeMarco combed through his teen girlfriend’s diary last night for inspiration,…

May 24, 2019

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Legendary singer/songwriter Bob Dylan incorrectly introduced several of his own songs at a concert yesterday as “covers,”…

February 22, 2019

TRENTON, N.J. — A routine court proceeding was unexpectedly disrupted this week when Nicky “Needles” St. James only stated “not…

October 27, 2018

BERLIN — American singer/songwriter Perry Clements checked multiple outlets in Germany yesterday to see how many Euros he could receive…

October 26, 2018

PITTSBURGH — Local woman and functional alcoholic Misty Peterson is reportedly in good spirits today, after a week-long hangover stemming…

July 9, 2018

AUSTIN, Texas — A local Iron Maiden T-shirt came to the sudden realization yesterday, to its horror and disgust, that…

May 23, 2018

CLEVELAND — Recently signed hardcore band Pain on Fire discovered this afternoon that their recent promotional photoshoot was marred by…

April 10, 2018

AMSTERDAM — The life-long dream of American metal band Goat Machine came true last week when they finally performed a…

February 17, 2018

NEW ORLEANS — Local goth Peter “Draven” McGinty, burdened by his age and weight, has surgically removed his lower two…