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July 26, 2019

SAN FRANCISCO — A select group of lucky fans backstage after an Anthrax show last night were ultimately disappointed to…

July 25, 2019

YPSILANTI, Mich. — Local man Toby Campbell was humiliated last night by accidentally wearing a thrash metal shirt to a…

July 24, 2019

CHICAGO — Attendees of this year’s Prog-A-Thon Talent Metal Festival were confused to see Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy playing…

June 23, 2019

CINCINNATI — Members of local indie-rock band Dragon Farm are positive their full set of amps will easily fit in…

June 13, 2019

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Pop-punk frontman and legal adult Brandon DeMarco combed through his teen girlfriend’s diary last night for inspiration,…

May 24, 2019

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Legendary singer/songwriter Bob Dylan incorrectly introduced several of his own songs at a concert yesterday as “covers,”…

February 22, 2019

TRENTON, N.J. — A routine court proceeding was unexpectedly disrupted this week when Nicky “Needles” St. James only stated “not…

February 22, 2019

TRENTON, N.J. — A routine court proceeding was unexpectedly disrupted this week when Nicky “Needles” St. James only stated “not…

October 27, 2018

BERLIN — American singer/songwriter Perry Clements checked multiple outlets in Germany yesterday to see how many Euros he could receive…

October 26, 2018

PITTSBURGH — Local woman and functional alcoholic Misty Peterson is reportedly in good spirits today, after a week-long hangover stemming…