Band Graduates to 10-Point Font on Festival Poster
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Members of the hard-working stoner rock band, Fuzz Aldrin, were elated to learn this week that they…
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Aging Doom Metal Drummer Not Able To Play as Slow as They Used To
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — Local doom metal legend Ted Halverson, the skinsman for classic doom outfits such as Snore and Prophet…
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Member of Opening Band Now Standing in Audience Like Some Common Peasant
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Following Ramming Speed’s opening set last night at Uncle Ditty’s Harmony Lounge, the drummer for the band…
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Sound Guy Gives Thumbs up After Changing Nothing
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Local sound guy Steve Underwood gave a firm thumbs up to band Corpulent Baby at the RagnaRock…
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Members of Metallica Decide to Kick Dave Mustaine Out of Megadeth
LOS ANGELES — Megadeth frontman, and only remaining founding member, Dave Mustaine was shocked to discover he was kicked out…
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Weird: Friend From High School Old Now
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local 39-year-old Jillian Rhodes was startled this afternoon after learning that her friend from high school Jordan…
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Poser at Restaurant Wears Shirt of Food They’re Going to Eat
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Terry Miller became the target of derision and mockery from patrons at upscale eatery Stem…
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Man Pretty Sure It Is HR Violation To Tell Coworker His Band’s Name
CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Local man and lead singer of popular metal band, A Fistful of Fetuses, thought it a good…
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Spotify CEO Receives Gift Basket of Elk Meat and Testosterone Injections From Secret Admirer
NEW YORK — An air of mystery and excitement pervaded CEO Daniel Ek’s office as he was delivered a gift…
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Joe Rogan Fan Pretty Open-Minded To Everything Joe Rogan Believes
NORFOLK, Va. — Local man and self-proclaimed “Roganite,” Connor Patterson, admits to being open to a variety of expert opinions…
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