Yet another lifeless week has passed you by without fanfare. While you’ve tried to keep a cool head about it, you feel your relevancy and…
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Some say ‘music is life itself,’ and if they’re judging it by yours they are essentially saying ‘music is the most boring and depressing thing…
It’s Sunday afternoon, which can only mean one thing: You’ve wasted another week of your life by not immersing yourself in the world of new…
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Well, well, well. It’s been another eventful week for everyone but you. While you’ve been mindlessly scrolling on your phone and working a permanent you-sized…
Another terrible week has passed you by, and you’ve understandably been looking for a pick me up. You’ve been digging through your record collection, but…
It’s finally March, and you’re starting to feel the madness. While winter should be over, the month will likely continue to taunt you with blissful…
Another week, another slew of new music that you can’t be bothered to listen to. What happened to you? You used to have your finger…
The Super Bowl is over, the confetti has been swept up, and you have nothing left to look forward to in this unforgiving winter. You…
Another week has passed and you’ve done nothing to improve your musical taste. Despite continued warnings from friends and loved ones about how lame you…
We’ve all survived another January ripe with unfulfilled resolutions and horrifyingly sober weekends during semi-successful attempts at making the month ‘dry.’ Now it’s February. Winter…
It’s almost February, which means the horrors of winter are nearly halfway over. While you’ve been floundering and lamenting the lack of sunlight in your…
The world is in a constant state of change. Always evolving, flowing, and altering its shape. It’s time you get with the program and stop…