Every Fugazi Album Ranked April 15, 2023 There are few bands with a discography as staggeringly great as the one Fugazi produced during their twelve year run.… Read More →
Every The White Stripes Album Ranked April 14, 2023 It’s hard to imagine what the state of Indie Rock would be today without the arrival of the White Stripes.… Read More →
10 Worst Weezer Songs to Put on Your Sex Playlist April 12, 2023 We get it. You love Weezer almost as much as you love fucking. Trying to combine the best of both… Read More →
Top 15 Green Day Songs You Are Legally Allowed to Listen to as a Punk April 7, 2023 It’s a question as old as time, and one we get frequently here at the Hard Times: “How do I… Read More →
We Tested Fifty Fuzz Pedals and Now We’ve Been Evicted From Our Apartment October 5, 2022 Sup gear nerds! As many fuzz freaks know, every fuzz pedal has a unique sound and character. With so many… Read More →
Punk’s Missing Dog Eating Better on Street Than It Ever Did at Home July 8, 2022 BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Blitz Greg Bop, a rescue dog belonging to local punk Jimmy McCallister, significantly upgraded his dietary lifestyle… Read More →
Southern Drug User Refers to Every Amphetamine As “Coke” March 28, 2022 BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Southern woman and recreational drug user Darlene Abbot reportedly refers to every amphetamine or stimulant simply as… Read More →
“Careful Out There, It’s Amateur Night!” Says Man About To Break Own Neck During Keg Stand March 17, 2022 SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Local man Jerrod Wader was seen advising caution to a group of friends leaving his home during… Read More →
Whale Overhearing Set From Noise Rock Cruise Finds It Derivative February 28, 2022 MAUI, Hawaii — A humpback whale off the coast of Maui found the musical offerings overheard from noise-rock-themed ‘Sonic Cruise’… Read More →
Dude In Band Keeps Getting Called “Rock Star” At Work February 20, 2022 ENON, Ohio — Musician and fry cook, Cody Landon, has grown weary of being called “Rock Star” at his place… Read More →