Charles Bill, Author at HARDTIMES

February 15, 2023

HOUSTON — Local vaper Chris Garcia finally hyped himself up enough to hang out with a group of cigarette smokers…

February 6, 2023

LOS ANGELES – Farmers Insurance launched a new ad campaign featuring Oscar-winning actor J.K. Simmons brutally demeaning a man for…

May 3, 2021

ANYTOWN, USA — Darrell “Sloppy” Jones, the wacky friend and outlandish next-door neighbor from teen sitcom “Janey and Joey,” reportedly…

February 13, 2021

Well, this is frustrating. I'm trying to leave a comment indicating that I think this Primus video sucks, but these…

October 10, 2020

NEW YORK — A shocking new fan theory posited by every single Redditor last week claims that your favorite fictional…

June 1, 2020

This past week we all watched as executive chef Jeff Tray was eliminated from the hit Food Network show “Chopped”…

April 17, 2020

DALLAS — Quarantined man Forest Whitlock was struck with a feeling of great anxiety today upon seeing Rod Serling, host…

March 22, 2020

DETROIT — The operators of popular pornography site PornGash were confused and panicked last night when an actual local, horny…

February 26, 2020

Hey there kiddo, it’s been a while huh? "Achtung Baby" was U2’s seminal 1991 masterpiece, a rejection of their previous…

January 23, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Popular rock band Imagine Dragons announced today that they scrapped their upcoming album “Explosion” when they realized…