Chill Atomic Scientist Sets Doomsday Clock to 4:20
CHICAGO — The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists shocked the world today with an announcement that their most chill scientist…
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Mocktail Perfect For Man Who Doesn’t Want To Drink, But Still Wants To Spend $18
ARLINGTON, Va. — Local restaurant the Green Garden began serving mocktails which are perfect for the person who doesn’t want…
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Man Wears MAGA Hat to Airport to Let Flight Crew Know He’ll Be an Issue
SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Local right-wing conservative Tom Rospin wore a MAGA hat to the airport to let the flight…
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Landlord Raises Rent to Cover the Cost of Never Doing Anything
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Local landlord Larry McNulty was compelled to raise rent to cover the ever-rising cost of never doing…
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Trump Administration to Cut Much Needed Mental Health Funds for Clown Posses
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses, confirmed dope-ass…
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Guy Who Wrote Title for PornHub Upload Clearly Going Through Some Stuff
PHILADELPHIA — Frequent PornHub uploader Tyler Jones was clearly going through some stuff as evidenced by the title of his…
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Fred Durst Threatens To Direct Another Movie if He Loses Lawsuit
In an effort to pressure Universal Music Group into a settlement, Fred Durst announced that if he looses his $200…
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Anti-Homeless Bench Catapults Sitter Into the Sky If They Make Less Than 50k a Year
HARRISONBURG, Va. — City officials installed an anti-homeless bench this week that will catapult the sitter into the sky if…
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Hike Put On Hold After Cool Stick Found
PORTLAND, Ore. — A local couple’s hike was put on hold after a really neat stick was found on the…
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Person Horribly Embarrassed at How Drunk and Fun They Were Last Night
TOPEKA, Kan. – Local boring millennial Harley Shun admitted that he is horribly embarrassed by his drunken antics which made…
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