Brooks Gray, Author at HARDTIMES

February 3, 2022

SALT LAKE CITY — Local punk Elizabeth “Bloodfucker” Matolka elicited mild surprise from her bandmates when she acknowledged a degree…

February 2, 2022

On November 12, 2021, Britney Spears became free. For leaders of the #FreeBritney movement like me, 11/12 was our 9/11,…

January 31, 2022

TAMPA, Fla. – 36-year-old freelance Data Entry Technician, Albert Boychuk, made the decision to invest in guitar lessons after buying…

January 11, 2022

CINCINNATI — Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute band, Los Jalapenos, vow to press on with their tri-state tour despite low…

December 6, 2020

TRENTON, N.J. — Local man Todd Branford was very surprised yesterday by the extremist beliefs of his former college friend…

July 12, 2020

WICHITA, Kan. — Parents Tina and Dale Jeffries breathed a huge sigh of relief this week as their 16-year-old son…

November 12, 2019

PORTLAND, Ore. — A comprehensive study by independent researchers at SceneStats confirmed that posers are the sole reason DIY music…

October 8, 2019

NEW YORK — Democratic Presidential hopeful Andrew Yang defended himself this morning when a small, highly opinionated faction of citizens…

September 4, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Jason Statham addressed a crowd of reporters Tuesday morning after the news broke that he would be…

August 14, 2019

SANDUSKY, Ohio — Sandusky resident Brent Farrett, well-known for his racism-free skeleton, was flabbergasted yesterday by his diagnosis of “acute…