Brendan Krick, Author at HARDTIMES

June 5, 2018

PHILADELPHIA — Heavily tattooed barber Rob Moreno was reportedly “stoked” Saturday morning to give everyone the same style undercut at…

May 26, 2018

LANCASTER, Penn. — Manheim Township High School teacher David Siegel is reportedly not sure how to discipline Kyle Jackson, a…

May 3, 2018

LANCASTER, Pa. — 25-year-old punk Ricky Lewis called a press conference on Friday to admit that he had lost his…

February 23, 2018

EPHRATA, Penn. — 79-year-old grandmother Patti Leinbach was, for the first time ever, completely indifferent about her grandson Pete’s music…

January 21, 2018

PHILADELPHIA — Guitarist Pete Leinbach reportedly stuck to his pre-planned list of “hit” anecdotes during a first, and likely last,…

January 19, 2018

I think it’s more important than ever, in these chaotic times, that we maintain our right as Americans to arm…

January 5, 2018

ROCKVILLE, Md. — After being fired, Bethesda animator Jeff Callahan was seen packing a confusingly extensive assortment of useless objects…

January 1, 2018

PHILADELPHIA — Facebook user Sean Harris is reportedly “pretty confident” he liked the correct comments this past Friday to avoid…

December 27, 2017

MADISON, Wisc. — Local creep Leonard Finkle is under fire once again this week for his repeated and unprompted body…

December 27, 2017

LANCASTER, Pa. — Local man Jeremy Young brazenly ignored the opening band at a show last night at Club Aurora…