Iowa Republicans Instinctively Burn Books to Warm Up During Caucus
DES MOINES, Iowa — Conservative voters immediately opted to burn books to warm up at the Iowa Caucus due to…
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Tireless Chris Christie Begins Preparation for 2028 Presidential Election Dropout Announcement
MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — The notoriously hardworking Chris Christie began preparing for his 2028 presidential election dropout announcement mere hours…
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Apple Caught Intentionally Slowing Down iPhones Still Not Enough to Make Customers Switch to Samsung Galaxy
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple’s public settlement for deliberately slowing down certain iPhones in what was seen as an attempt to…
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MAGA Republican Wishes Green Day Would Keep Politics Out of “American Idiot”
NEW YORK — Local Donald Trump supporter Joel Grainston wished Green Day would keep politics out of their song “American…
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Top 20 Joy Division Songs That Were Really a Bad Idea to Play at Your Niece’s Eighth Birthday Party
Joy Division is an absolutely legendary band, but for some reason, third graders can’t quite wrap this concept around their…
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The 50 Best Songs From New York City Bands That Almost Make the Unaffordable Cost of Living Worth It
Some say New York City is the greatest city in the world. Those people have either never stepped foot outside…
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Top 30 Shoegaze Songs That Will Quickly Lose You Aux Cord Privileges at a Party
Shoegaze music and having fun in a group setting don’t typically go together. That makes sense when you consider this…
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“Breaking Bad” Characters Ranked By How Effective They Would Be as a Spokesperson for the D.A.R.E. Program
Turns out, D.A.R.E. is more than just a t-shirt worn by people who do drugs recreationally. It’s also an education…
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50 Punk Musicians Ranked By How Much I Would Want to Go to Their Haunted House
Halloween season means only one thing: I’m going to a famous punk musician’s haunted house whether they like it or…
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50 Characters From “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” Ranked By How Much I’d Want Them to Drive Me to the Airport
Driving someone to the airport is as old as the miracle of flight itself, and you need to be a…
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