Alex Jones Alleges Sandy Hook Defamation Trial Never Happened
AUSTIN, Texas — America’s premier far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones alleged that the Sandy Hook defamation trial, for which he…
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Gen Z Conservative Believes Life Begins at Butt Stuff
AUSTIN, Texas — Local 22-year-old religious conservative Blake Howard revealed to a group of friends that he believed life began…
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Review: Counterparts “A Eulogy for Those Still Here”
Canadian hardcore band Counterparts are back with a new studio album titled “A Eulogy for Those Still Here” which will…
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Primus Fan Has More Pictures of Basses in Wallet Than of Own Children
WOONSOCKET, R.I. — Local dad and moderator of the “Rhode Island Primus Alliance” Facebook group Chester Bakersfield admitted to keeping…
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Review: Mom Jeans “Best Buds”
Each week we are committed to bringing you reviews of essential albums that you need to add to your record…
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Insecure Iggy Pop Wears Shirt In Pool
MIAMI — Legendary punk icon and notoriously topless frontman Iggy Pop turned heads the other day after wearing a shirt…
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Opinion: It’s Not About Guns, It’s About Mental Health Which We Will Also Do Nothing About
As a prominent member of the Republican party who receives a sizable check from the NRA biweekly just for doing…
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Review: Nirvana “In Utero”
Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a…
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Realistic Sex Doll Way Out of Man’s League
MODESTO, Calif. — Local bachelor Lou Charksville admitted that he can’t be himself around his new exceptionally lifelike sex doll…
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Exclusive: We Couldn’t Get Our Hands Hunter Biden’s Laptop but We Found His iPod Nano From 2006 and It’s Way Worse
Republicans, rejoice! We’ve stumbled upon some extremely juicy intel regarding your second favorite Biden to shit on. Is it Hunter’s…
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