LANCASTER, Pa. — Longtime “Jackass” fan and father of three, Kyle McGarvin, believes he is finally mature enough to recreate…
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Scene legend known only as “Kowalski” has informed multiple local bars and government entities that the…
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WASHINGTON — A CDC annual report detailing the various causes of death in the United States noted that “being crushed…
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AUBERRY, Calif. — A local woodpecker, ignoring the desperate pleas of parents, continued to go completely apeshit on a tree…
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FREEHOLD, N.J. — Local mall security guard Corey Knightly was in shock after a known ‘Blue Lives Matter’ proponent tore…
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LOS ANGELES — Aging punk Mike Cruz was ordered by the Council of Punk Legitimacy to inform his neighbors that…
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Hey there Delilah, I’m writing to you about your vehicle's extended warranty. I’m a thousand miles away, but I’ve sent…
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VERONA, N.J. — Local 36-year-old Jordan Wilkins still hasn’t forgiven himself for completely botching his shopping spree during 1994’s “Nickelodeon…
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Years from now we’re going to look back in this era of American history and examine what each and every…
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RACINE, Wisc. — Local woman Madison Kemper nearly reached her breaking point with Tinder last night after receiving yet another…
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