A great 20th-century philosopher/astronomer once said, “work sucks, I know.” Long hours, stagnant wages, and poor management have left a…
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JERUSALEM — Archeologists from Brown University made a bombshell discovery late last week in a long-lost scripture describing Jesus being…
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LOS ANGELES — Production of two new “Mission Impossible” films came to a grinding halt after Tom Cruise received news…
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LAS VEGAS — Organizers of the When We Were Young Festival announced that they have set aside 700 parking spots…
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Hey bud, haven’t seen you around in a while, oh, you've been isolating! Didn’t know you could wait tables from…
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Every year, thousands of people visit the “happiest place on earth'' to experience the magic of Disney. There’s almost too…
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LOS ANGELES — Local fitness enthusiast Gene Davidson is reportedly entering the third hour of an absurdly low-speed chase trying…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A freegan crust punk was left horrified and repulsed after discovering where the food in the dumpster…
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Hey friend. I couldn’t help but notice that sweet, cherry red Fjällräven backpack you’re wearing. Nice to meet a fellow…
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Christmas is right around the corner, and we all know what that means: An uncomfortably voluminous amount of new holiday…
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