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ICE Agent Ordered to Take Mandatory Callousness Training After Giving Water to Imprisoned Immigrants
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — ICE officer Brendan Williams was disciplined and forced to undergo mandatory callousness training after being caught giving water to a detained…