HARDTIMES

November 6, 2025

ORLANDO — Guests at the Disney theme wedding of Diane Ferraro and James Cunningham were shocked after it was announced…

September 13, 2025

ORLANDO — Disney celebrated the grand opening of its newest park attraction today, consisting of a roped off area in…

September 12, 2025

NEW YORK CITY — Self-described classical music aficionado Michael Rangel’s night at the Metropolitan Opera House was met with disappointment…

September 6, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Goldfinger frontman John Feldmann took to Instagram to clarify the band’s seminal hit “Superman” was in no…

September 4, 2025

CHICAGO — Local man Ken Tillman was left in shock and disbelief earlier today after learning his Grok powered AI…

September 1, 2025

SEATTLE — Amazon surprised its warehouse staff throughout the country today with the announcement of a mandatory 22-hour warehouse shift…

August 25, 2025

GAITHERSBURG, Md. — A report released by the National Education Association on school preparedness found that U.S. teachers were exponentially…

August 25, 2025

One of the best aspects of childhood was it being so natural to ask what, why, and how anything and…

August 18, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Emergency crews were dispatched to the newly opened Tesla Diner after six patrons were left with life-threatening…

August 14, 2025

There was a time when any time I’d see that obscenely wealthy asshole Jeff Bezos gracing the cover of Forbes,…