Ashley Naftule, Author at HARDTIMES

July 6, 2018

He’s really here, isn’t he? Oh sweet mother of Christ, no! Only reason I came here was so I could…

February 11, 2018

TACOMA, Wash. — The residents of the “Scab Lab” crust punk house were evacuated last night in response to an…

February 3, 2018

Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super…

December 8, 2017

Listen up, cinephiles: you need to stop buying Criterion Collection movies. It's nothing but a bunch of overpriced, pussified indie-foreign…

November 22, 2017

WASHINGTON — President Trump pardoned a 5-year old Bourbon Red turkey named Mikey this morning, sparking outrage amongst law enforcement…

October 30, 2017

I've been silent for too long and it's time I spoke my truth. I'm tired of seeing my culture being…

September 17, 2017

Music sets you free. It's like an enema for your soul. I know that sounds like lame hippie shit, but…

September 16, 2017

Last night bubblegum trap rapper Lil Yachty played an intimate acoustic set at Yancy's in downtown. Sitting on a stool…

September 9, 2017

I saw Beach House play an intimate set at Starry Night yesterday and it was just what I needed. It…

September 2, 2017

When I heard that doom metal gods Sleep were playing “Dopesmoker” in its entirety on an outdoor stage in Death…