Sarah Cortina
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Guys, I need to be honest. I’ve been in a creative slump, and nothing seems to be working. I’ve been…
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Tim Graham
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COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa — Music critic Sophie McKennitt brutally lambasted her mother’s cooking during a recent visit home, according to…
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local man Jerry Whipple, a self-described red-blooded, god-fearing follower of Christ, was outraged when he noticed…
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Steve Packosky
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Our thoughts on police officers are certainly no secret, and we always jump at the opportunity to discuss the subject…
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Patrick Coyne
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MACON, Ga. — Panic-stricken and barely coherent GWAR roadie Miles Giodarno was spotted dashing through the streets of Macon, desperately…
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Joe Rumrill
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WILLOW WIND HOLLOW — The animal population of a wooded glen was less than surprised when their mayoral election results…
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Tim Sheard
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Having an erection in public is embarrassing, but it happens to the best of us. I was fully prepared to…
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Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Famed skateboarder Tony Hawk revealed that he really only got into skateboarding after playing countless hours of…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump, the self-appointed Kennedy Center chairman, announced that a dancing Coca-Cola can and a novelty singing…
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Mike Moran
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NEW YORK — Longtime hugging volunteer Andy Spencer recently joined in on the trend of asking for gratuities along with…
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