Jason Clemence
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“King of the Hill” is the greatest animated sitcom not invented by Matt Groening, and even when we take that…
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Charles Bill
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POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — A group of audiophiles and cinephiles met this week to compete against each other for the title…
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Tim Sheard
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Meet Kevin Buchanan, a self-identifying feminist ally who also holds the record for the most hours that someone has ever…
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Jake Skudder
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Atlanta Cabaret Punk band Sarah And The Safe Word has announced that they will be heading out on a summer…
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local man Seth Beaudreault achieved the longest health kick of any American trying to eat better,…
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Trevor Graham
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CANCÚN, Mexico — Junior Texas Senator Ted Cruz used a small portion of his Frequent Fleeing Texas Storm Miles reward…
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Sarah Cortina
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SAG HARBOR, NY — Justin Timberlake announced his next album will be about how the popular alcoholic beverage Long Island…
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Joe Rumrill
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NEW YORK — Local 36-year-old loser Ryan Buttermyer reportedly maintained a heroic ten-minute wait period before confirming he’d be at…
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Mike Maher
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Hand to god, this thing was a steal. At least I thought it was. 2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. 40k miles.…
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Joe Rumrill
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SWEETHAVEN VILLAGE — Mosh pitters of a recent Harbored Frustrations show were apprehensive when they noticed Popeye in the pit…
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